在第三次世界大战期间，美国政府发起了一个秘密的项目代号为“陆军培根”，以创造超级士兵近交人与猪。25年后，一种叫做“枪口”已经占据食物链的顶端，吃和人类饲养动物一样。罗布正义是一个前赏金猎人工作的最后一行人类抵抗-一组幸存者躲藏在核掩体深处地下。他的任务是找出枪口上台并消灭他们。
心灵鸡汤专家马波曾经颇受爱戴，但是一场与偶像粉丝的吵架让他的鸡汤失业一落千丈。因为二老板的执意引荐，马波成为了当红组合Vplus少女团的菜鸟经纪人，他当上经纪人后，才发现疑团重重，原来这个组合虽然才出道三个月，但是已经有三个经纪人莫名失踪，还有一个疯狂女粉丝灵玉，经常做出一些恐吓他的事情。但是女团的可爱外表与性格很快治愈了马波，他甚至开始对团长天月产生了好感。然而就在这个时候，灵玉却在一次演出中闹场，被马波抓住后告诉马波，原来这12个女团成员，都是外星来客，而灵玉是一个想独自立功的宇宙犯罪科调查员，马波将信将疑的时候，发现了女团的真面目……
ISABEL SULLIVAN (15) has just moved to a small town to live with her uncle PAUL who is the town's mayor. Isabel has recently lost her parents in a car accident. Feeling very alone and friendless, Isabel befriends a stray robot dog named ARCHIE. Though he looks like a normal dog, he is anything but. He can talk. He can run at blinding speed. He's got super strength and x-ray vision. Isabel and Archie become fast friends. She teaches him how to be a normal dog while he helps her to fit in with the cool kid clique. Most of all, Isabel can confide in Archie about what happened to her parents. Archie can relate. He's never had a family - until now. As the summer progresses, things start to get tricky. Paul is up for re-election and finds himself running against VERONICA TAYLOR who happens to be in cahoots with BURGERTROPOLIS - a national fast food franchise that has been trying to buy Paul out for years. What's worse, an evil man named HUGH JABLONSKI shows up in town claiming to be ...
