社会动荡不安的唐朝未年,每18年举行一次的武林赏善罚恶大会上,武林十大前辈选出移花宫主为担任赶杀十大恶人重任的武侠义士,不料却遭到突至的宫主夫君燕南天的阻止。宫主以一招之差落败燕南天后夫妻反目,立誓18年后将授一门人杀尽十恶。 为感谢燕南天的救命之恩,十大恶人担起扶养其儿子小鱼儿(刘德华)的重任,并欲把他培养成天下最恶之人。宫主则收养了花无缺(林青霞),边授其武功边灌输男人都该杀的思想。18年过去,十大恶人与宫主分别命小鱼儿与花无缺在新一届赏善罚恶大会上争夺盟主,两人的生活轨迹开始交叉。
幽灵们被艾莉森体贴的慷慨感动了,于是决定给她一份特别的圣诞礼物作为回报——但艾莉森几小时后就要回来了,他们能及时完成这个雄心勃勃的计划吗?
安曼女神降临人间,借助电视台记者揭露神棍的故事...
自视甚高的记者余美仁(谢楠饰)是电视台里炙手可热的晋升人选,为了击败对手,她不惜挑战无人胜任的采访任务——前往南方的偏僻小城,去揭露一个有机农场的重大秘密。不料,余美仁在那里不仅遇到了“猪队友”——脱线少年小达(马昂饰)和中二少女莫莫(丁一一饰),更发现低调随性的农场主竟是自己的“克星”——小学同学李十全(方力申饰)。小时候只要两人相距50米以内,她就会出糗倒霉。然而为了事业,余美仁不得不和“克星”擦出亦敌亦友的火花,在保持50米距离的同时,一段阴差阳错又爆笑感人的爱情正在这个浪漫的小城悄然绽放。
因为一个酒鬼的几句话,一个骗子一个女演员就甘愿帮一个要自杀的男的差点连命都不要了,而且这俩人最后莫名其妙还在一起了
6 out of 7 people found the following comment useful. A brilliant and outragously funny satire of society, 7 December 1999 Author: Dave Joerg (joerd000@mail.zdv.uni-mainz.de) "Flodder" is one of the funniest movies ever made and few people realise that it is a Dutch movie made by none other than the Holland version of John Carpenter, the famous Dick Maas, author and director of the thriller "Amsterdamned". The Flodder family is the reincarnation of the term a-social. When the whole family bunch, basically all bastards, criminals and sluts must be relocated from their City slum because of toxic waste under their house, the city council house no choice. The only available space is in the "Zoendal" - the "Sun Valley" the best area in Amsterdam where all doctors, snobs and businessmen can afford to live their lives. And where the central point of interest and politics is the tennis club of the community. The Flodder family brings devastation to the tranquil world that ruled before. They are simply unbelievable. The characterisation is incredibly funny, beginning with Ma Flodder who searches other people's trash cans for food or making illegal liquor in her cellar and ending with the eldest daughter who is the biggest slut on earth. Together they make the most horrible family imaginable, a sort of immoral mirror image to the Brady Bunch or the Waltons. When the City counsel of Amsterdam hoped that the Flodders would show their good will to be more civilised in their new area, it turns out that Holland's most famous family would rather bring out the worst in the rich people of "Sun Valley"-wonderland. The rest is a hilarious, brilliant and well made social satire that can be watched as a provocative movie as well as a straightforward comedy. Dick Maas at his best. I salute him! Flooder was the Dutch smash hit in 1986 and brought two sequels and a tv series. All of the sequels were nice but not as great as the original. Flodders (1986) is available on DVD in Germany in a dubbed German version in Dolby Digital 5.1. under the name: "Flodders -Eine Familie zum knutschen" Why is First Floor Features, the producer of the movie not bringing the Dick Maas blockbusters out on DVD in the Netherlands, I wonder. The are not even available on video there. These movies have so much potential, still to this day and have a huge silent but true following.
心地善良但极爱面子的王长歌过年回家,阴差阳错的揽下了照顾留守乡下侄女果果的任务。来到大城市王长歌跟果果经历了各种心酸囧事,极爱面子的王长歌感觉乡下来的果果给自己丢尽了面子、带来了不少麻烦,但是久而久之王长歌发现了果果的可爱天真朴实。忽然感觉跟果果生活在一起虽然辛苦不尽人意,但很快乐幸福。细想自己现在的情况,越发感觉自己太不真实、变得虚伪,已经忘记最初想来大城市的初心。
谷佬(曾志伟饰)带着儿子谷峰(周俊伟 饰)、女儿小谷咕(赖苑彤 饰)经营一间嗱喳面店。谷佬的宏图大志就是要在两个月内让面店威震四方。儿女和他们的朋友都是青春年少,日日嬉笑怒骂玩成一团,或许这就注定了在嗱喳店里,主角不是雄心勃勃的老爸谷佬,而是年轻人们的青涩故事。 谷峰和可爱善良的女生Carlily(杨丞琳 饰)拍拖,这是谷峰充满小甜蜜的初恋,但是,Carlily的姐姐Heman(郭善玙 饰)对他可没甚好感。二人偶然在比赛中合作无间,得到了免费去日本度假的机会。当然,Heman还是识趣地让谷峰和妹妹双飞日本。 然而,曾经水火不容的Heman和谷峰,却在度假期间在电话的聊天中擦出了巧妙的火花。看着快乐单纯的初恋女友Carlily,谷峰该如何面对人生第一次情路抉择?而另一方面,小谷咕和孤儿仔禾味龙(郑道三 饰)的爱,也在朦胧滋长着,这个夏天的空气弥漫着恋爱的香气。
志社主编米兰阴差阳错加入了死飞速递当起了快递员,面临着摩托快递丁老大的挑战。死飞速递重整旗鼓,和摩托快递展开了一场速度与智慧的较量,在大家的齐心协力下终于战胜了摩托车快递,萧木也赢得了米兰的心。
一把體積不大卻非常特別的手槍「嫩娃」歷史十分悠久,據說擁有這把手槍的人會遭遇一連串的衰運及不幸,而這是一個關於「嫩娃」遊走於社會低下階層的工人、放高利貸的暴徒、職業賭徒和骨牌玩家等角色的迷人故事。